1) What is this strange looking creature over here? 2) Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

f   (Untouchables, The)

He doesn't have a clue...he's so dumb, he thought the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia, he said, 'Why did they name her after a car?'   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Bruce- How many fingers am I holding up? God- seven. Bruce AH HA! (pulls out his hand and it has seven fingers on it)   (Bruce Almighty)

Hot creepers! She sat there while I dumped it out! Hardly even looked at it. Plannin' And, and even flirtin' with me!   (Psycho)

.... and then there were two   (Osterman Weekend, The)

What do you think Jack, You think if they pick up all the driver's teeth, they're gunna give you another medal?   (Speed)

Penny-Is there a such thing as a human heart. That is the question. Tim- If you listen closely you can hear them breaking.   (Imaginary Heroes)

bingo! I AM THE GOD OF BINGO.   (D.E.B.S.)

Goodnight Lois   (Superman)

(1) There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with all the things we don't say to each other. What's that called?
(2) Marriage.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

It's so cute I want to kill myself.   (Fever Pitch)

Surely you remember Herbie Morton. Blond, ruddy-complected chap, a bit younger than me. He sang a solo at the graduation exercises. 'Holy, Holy', I believe.   (African Queen, The)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

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[singing] B.A.L.A.N.C.E. balaaaaaance   (Highlander)

1-You're a stone cold killer. 2-And you're sick as fuck.   (Blade: Trinity)

This seal has the memory of an elephant.   (Last Tycoon, The)

You think you're too good for me. Well, it so happens, I think I'm too good for you!   (Glass Key, The)

I'm a block of ice.   (Closer)