sometimes the person in your head isn't always the person in your heart   (If Lucy Fell)

I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!... And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, Oh, you're nailing me! cool!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You despise me because you think I am corrupt, when in reality you are too innocent to see corruption which is right before your eyes. You're only in danger for your life from those above you.   (Off Limits)

My legs only come up to here.

You got a .44 magnum?   (Taxi Driver)

What a bathing suit?   (Forbidden Planet)

So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over Tibet and get a job in the Hymmalians as a looper. - Looper? - Yeah, caddy, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and guess who they give me. The Dahli Llama himself. The 12th son of the Llama, graceful flowing robe, bald, stricking. SO we tee off and big hitter the Llama long. He hits it into this 20,000 foot abyss and the edge of this glacier. He turns to me and he says, 'Goonga galoongo, goonga galoongo.' So we finish 18 and he's about to stiff me. So I say, 'hey Llama, how about a little something for the effort you know.' He says, 'there will be no money, but when you die, on your death bed you will recieve total consciencousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.   (Caddyshack)

The bitch hit me with a toaster...   (Scrooged)

1:What's a taint? 2: Don't know. Sounds bad.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

the   (Batman & Robin)

if god and the devil were playing football mano would be the stadium they would play in   (Craft, The)

Gimme that weak-ass shit, meat!   (Bull Durham)

Bullets, my only wekness. How did you know?   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

Mrs. Finkle: If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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Bitch!   (Wild Bunch, The)

Goose: How do know they're submerged if they're submerged?   (Pearl Harbor)

Duckie: You know you're the one I really want to bother.   (Pretty in Pink)

eric ima put you in alll my plees   (Walk To Remember, A)

INCONCEIVABLE!   (Princess Bride, The)

suck, never chew   (Wood, The)