Rush a torture. Ruin a torture.   (10th Kingdom, The)

is that tony??   (Heavyweights)

1/_Mr. Wonka? 2/_I am extraordinarily busy, sir 1/_I was just wondering about the chocolate... the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie...when does he get it? 2/_He doesn't. 1/_Why not? 2/_Because he broke the rules. 1/_What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie? 2/_Wrong, sir!!! Wrong!!! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - *I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,* et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum et cetera, et cetera...Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!! You lose! Good day sir!! 1/_ You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! 2/_I said *Good day!*   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

ohi!, Taste my pain bitch!   (Zoolander)

It's Lee Majors! The Six Million Dollar Man!   (Scrooged)

just, just trim it a little   (Beetlejuice)

You never bothered to get a divorce?   (Tony Rome)

You are in desperate need of Chanel.
  (Devil Wears Prada)

Woman overboard, sir! And she's wearing an evening gown!   (Overboard)

Phil: Derek, I thought we were friends!!! Andy: My name isn't Derek it's ANDY!!! Phil: No your new name is LIAR because you are telling lies!!!   (Kicking & Screaming)

Easiest thing in the world.   (Ladykillers, The)

Nice work, Gumby.   (Red Heat)

In NATO, you have to have unanimous approval from all the member nations. It's like getting a troop of horses to piss at the same time.   (That Lucky Touch)

missy suxs besides weve already chosen   (Bring it On)

I don't deduce, I observe.   (North by Northwest)

This is Seth from Videorama the following DVD's are now overdue:   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Now How's That For A Slice Of Fried Gold.   (Shaun of the Dead)

Two acres at Cable Springs signed, sealed and delivered.   (Ballad of Cable Hogue, The)

Damn Stiffie, you've got some moves   (American Wedding)

Maid Marian(singing in the bath): 'Where is the man who carries the key, when will i hear him say Marian, marian, I cannot wait til he sets my heart free, o when will i no him, when will i see him, wen will i hear him say Marian my LOVE.' Brumhilda: 'Hurry up mind lady, you better get out of that tub before that thing begins to RUST!' Marian stands up and you see an iron Chastity belt!!!!   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)