I'm 37, I'm not old!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

She's got you.   (Sweet Dreams)

I think like Harry: if you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!   (Truman)

Well, the first thing I'd do is put them into a time machine and send them back to the sixteenth century.   (Exorcist, The)

Taking orders from a ruddy kraut? What's this bleeding war coming to?   (Tobruk)

The best noise in all the world--as good as jazz.   (My Life So Far)

Del: I'm sorry. I had no idea those beer cans were gonna blow up like that. Neil: You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think would happen?   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

You know, back in the states, Brazil nuts like these go for 15 dollars a pound. Well, those fell from the tree out back, and around here we don't call them Brazil nuts. What do you call them? Well, we're in Brazil, we just call them nuts.   (Rundown, The)

Steve- Why are you only eating the brown ones? Mary- Because someone once said that they had less artificial coloring because chocolate's already brown. And it kinda stayed with me. Steve- Well you kinda stayed with me. Mary- Where's Fran? Steve- She's in Tahiti, on our honeymoon. We didn't get married. Mary-Because...? Steve- Because she needs to find her own life. And I... Mary- You what? What does Steve want? Steve- I wanna dance. With you.   (Wedding Planner, The)

IT WAS ME. FLETCHER ADMITS TO FARTING THE ELEVATOR AFTER EVERYBODY ELSE WINCES.   (Liar Liar)

People will believe any lie if it is fantastic enough.   (Quo Vadis)

And you find the school system... Adequate?   (Better Off Dead...)

Prima Donna your song shall live again!   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

fuck the fucking fuckers in the fuck   (Without A Paddle)

The dead are happier dead. They don't miss much here, poor devils   (Third Man, The)

Go suck a dick u dumb whore!!! Ur mom is a whore!!! get a life   (Jack)

[about Clouseau] Police Commissioner: You knew him intimately. Chief Insp. Dreyfus: I hated him intimately!   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

This time it's love.   (Bikini Beach)

the girls never came, the girls never came.   (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

1. Heywood, what you in for? 2. Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)