Love me now.   (Third Day, The)

Somethin' I've always been curious about, just 'tween us girls. What exactly did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? I called him a miserable old fool. Ooo, bad idea. Know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

1: If you're not with me... then you're my enemy! 2: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must. 1: You will try.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

oh TED is like a train doctor one look and he knows you guys are not local only if i had a zillon gallons of nair Candy don't freak out promise me you won't freak out Stop it your freaking me out!!!! you got a little alien houseguest lets see coughs Shit Valrie those are alines i told you   (Earth Girls Are Easy)

The money was literally thrown in our laps.   (Too Late For Tears)

My name is Karl Glocken...   (Ship of Fools)

1- Always two there are... no more...no less. A master and an apprentice. 2- But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?
  (Star Wars: Episode I)

Hey, hey hey hey, what are you doing? You're drinking my talent   (Miss Congeniality)

John: You met her at a funeral? Chaz: Yeah, these chicks are crazy horny. Its not even fair. Its like fishing with dynamite.   (Wedding Crashers)

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane... the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe's been after the Duke boys since they started walking... of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff's last nerve   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

They trampled the carpet! Well that's kind of redundant...   (Aladdin and the King of Thieves)

Orga, Mecha, Man or Woman?   (A.I.: Artificial Intelligence)

Patrick: Not a big talker, are you?
Kat: Depends on the subject. My fenders don't exactly whip me inot a verbal frenzy.   (10 Things I Hate About You)

--I'm the most screwed-up person in the world! --You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!   (Rumor Has It...)

Making mud pies, 007?   (Diamonds Are Forever)

I'm keeping my expectations very, very low.   (Bye Bye, Love)

Bring back I.B. Banging, Lord!   (Bringing Out the Dead)

Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!   (Hard Way, The)

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!   (Incredibles, The)

I thought that shit only happens in the movies.   (Cooler, The)