betteroffdead

why are you trying to fit in, when you're born to stand out   (W.C.)

Too much politics.   (McQ)

im kind of a big deal. . people know me. . i have many leather bound books and my apartment. . smells of rich mahogony   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--Any complaints or suggestions? --Few. --Which? --Complaints. --All right, shoot. --Well, you don't scold, you don't nag, and you look far too pretty in the mornings. --All right. I'll remember: must scold, must nag, mustn't be too pretty in the morning.   (After the Thin Man)

You're trespassing on private property.   (Falling Down)

I think I understand, but I'm sure I don't - Shmendrick The Magician   (Last Unicorn, The)

1)Did you get someone to double for me there, out front? 2)We're working on it. 1)Try to find someone who looks like me this time. That last guy was a joke. 2)We're doing our best, sir.   (Dave)

1) See, I flattened an animal. Furry, all fours, could be anything, but here I am thinking *lycanthrope*. That's crazy, huh? Book me into the rubber motel, I'm officially all fucked up, right? 2) What if you're not? 1) Well, that would explain the human circumcized dick....and why you're running for you life from it.   (Ginger Snaps)

Everybody else got a little white dog, why you can;t have one?   (B*A*P*S)

To understand how killer the dog was killed, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. See killer was born o a three legged bitch of a mother, and he was always ashamed of this. So then he was sold to this man, Tito Leevowitz, a small time gun-runner, and wrotwieler fight promoter. So he put killer into training, and the next thing you know, killer is good, he is DAMN good. But then, he had the fight of his life. They put him against his brother nibbles. And killer said No Man, I can't fight killer man, that's my brother man! But they made 'em fight anyway, and killer killed nibbles. So killer said that's it! And he started calling off all his fights, and smoking crack, and in a fit of rage, he collapsed, his heart no longer beating............Yeah   (Half Baked)

Jump down, spin around.   (Beyond the Sea)

Falling in love is like sticking yourself in the forehead with an ice pick, but we keep doing it.   (Simple Men)

See the football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catching it, Clifford Franklin the only one coming down with it.   (Replacements, The)

*Do you see purple people? My friend, he saw purple people. And so the state came and took him away. He didn't like that. Some time went by and, and he told 'em he didn't see purple people no more. * He got better. * Nah, he still sees 'em   (Girl, Interrupted)

we all know he fucks you...but what they dont know..is that you like it   (Girl, Interrupted)

cigarettes are a shield aginast meaningful interactions   (200 Cigarettes)

MOMMY THERE TAKING JOHNNY AWAY   (Custody of the Heart)

Andy Warhol said everybody's famous for 15 minutes.   (Dead Pool, The)

We've got something he doesn?Äôt have. We've got something worth fighting for.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

I want a coooool rider, a cooool rider, cool enough o burn me through and through   (Grease 2)