beingjohnmalkovich

the heart dies a slow death, shedding each hope like leaves. until one day there are none   (Memoirs of a Geisha)

George is dead...You might say he died in the saddle.   (Hot Spot, The)

1/ Well I guess there's just one thing left to do... 2/ What's that? 1/ Win the whole... fuckin'... thing!   (Major League)

Its like when Spak had to fight Kirk on Star Trek. Best friends forced to do battel...duh duh de de de de de de de duh duh de de...   (Cable Guy, The)

Rule Number ONE: I can't make anybody fall in love. Rule Number TWO:I can't kill anybody. and Rule Number THREE: I can't bring anybody back form the dead...it's not a pretty sight...I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!   (Aladdin)

Tag 'em and bag 'em   (Super Troopers)

You know how guys like me work. I'm a businessman. I get an assignment, I follow through. I make a delivery. I don't know to whom.   (Russian Roulette)

super, thanks for asking   (Dumb & Dumber)

You've been a good guard Nicholas, wise and strong. Your queen would be proud. I have a chocolate kiss for your good work. Oops, butterfingers.   (Heavyweights)

you never sell the nest-egg   (Lost in America)

I hope they shrivel up and fall off.   (Pretty in Pink)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

To make a fighter you gotta strip them down to bare wood: you can't just tell 'em to forget everything you know if you gotta make 'em forget even their bones... make 'em so tired they only listen to you, only hear your voice, only do what you say and nothing else... show 'em how to keep their balance and take it away from the other guy... how to generate momentum off their right toe and how to flex your knees when you fire a jab... how to fly back and up so that the other guy doesn't want to come after you. Then you gotta show 'em all over again. Over and over and over... till they think they're born that way.   (Million Dollar Baby)

Listen, you dirty old man, I know you're a lying thief and so do you but who'd know it to look at ya....get yourself out front fast!! You seen us ride through town about 5 minutes ago.... you do this right and I'll get you an old dog to kick!!!   (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

Is that a little girl Frankie? Is that a little girl Ace? is that a little fucking girl? What happened to the big tough guy that told my friend to stick the pen up his fucking ass.   (Casino)

--What was it called? --The Young and the Stupid.   (Passion Fish)

BATEMAN I'm...at a loss. He was part of that whole...Yale thing, you know. KIMBALL Yale thing? BATEMAN Yeah...Yale thing. KIMBALL What do you mean...Yale thing? BATEMAN Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual. Who did a lot of cocaine...that Yale thing.   (American Psycho)

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If you've ever had your manhood RIGHTANGLED!   (New Guy, The)

Francis: Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored! Tim: At least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?.... Have you done anything with Margie yet? Francis: You don't know anything about that! Tim: Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!!!   (Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, The)