Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Stan:I may not be very tall,but I'm slow.Sylvester:And LARGE!Daffy:And a dork.   (Space Jam)

Helen to Payroll!   (Raising Helen)

Red and yellow, blue and green, are the flowers that i see, growing in the fields with me, to brighten up our wayyyyy, to brighten up our way   (Dark Night Of The Scarecrow)

how can an idiot be a policeman?   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

It smells like Big Foot's dick.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

A long time ago I made me a rule. I let people do what they want to do.   (Hondo)

Unless you're rich, you ain't free. I aim to be free.   (Bloody Mama)

1) Captain Karl? 2) Yes, ma'am. 1) We've never really had time to talk. 2) No, we haven't. 1) Well, there's no time now.   (Overboard)

1. Where's that friend of yours? 2. He packed it in. Enrolled in detective school   (Sting, The)

you moved here in second grade and everyone laughed, CUZ YOUR FRONT TWO TEETH WERE BROWN!!   (Hot Chick, The)

1) (suspicious) What are you hiding? (2 innocently looks 1, and 1 takes log from 2) 2) It's a yule log. One log is chosen, and everyone in the house touches it and makes a Christmas wish. 1) Wishes are stupid. You made a Christmas wish last year. (gestures around the room) IS THIS WHAT YOU WISHED FOR?! 2) (sadly) No. But I will keep wishing, and when the log is burned on Christmas morning- 1) There will be no Christmas. 2) But- 1) NO!!! I am the master here! 2) How can you be so selfish? 1) You cannot possibly understand. You have no idea what it's like to lose everything. To be trapped in your own castle. To be a-a-a.... 2) Prisoner? The only one keeping us prisoner here is you. Well, I'm not giving up.   (Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)

Am I wrecking my car?   (Say Anything...)

Hey! My name is in the bible! Israel!   (Cross and the Switchblade, The)

The dead are happier dead. They don't miss much here, poor devils   (Third Man, The)

You may be a bit psychotic, but I didn't figure you for stupid.   (Savage Dawn)

What...like the back of a Volkswagen?   (Mallrats)

God forbid this newspaper would run anything without an exclamation mark   (Paper, The)

We've had many encounters in the past.   (Woman in Green, The)

1) Let's be friends! 2) BEST friends!   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)