1/_Anybody here?.... Hey, Ol' Man, You home tonight?... Can you spare a minute cause it's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fella. Killed people in the war and got drunk and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much but even so, you gotta admit, you ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all them rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Just where am I supposed to fit in?.... Ol' Man, I gotta tell ya. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginnin' to get to me. When does it end? What do ya got in mind for me? What do I do now?...... All right. All right...... On my knees, asking.... ( big pause) Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. I guess I gotta find my own way. 2/_Luke? 1/_That's your answer ol' Man?.... I guess you're a hard case too   (Cool Hand Luke)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

I'm going back to my unspeakable hotel.   (Wild Geese, The)

Green Goose leading Fred/Barney into a torture chamber... Green Goose: These are some of my toys.   (Man Called Flintstone, The)

GOD DAMNIT A WHOLE GENERATION OF SLAVES IN WHITE COLLARS WORKING JOBS WE DONT LIKE SO WE CAN BUY SHIT WE DONT NEED.   (Fight Club)

You're going down like a sweet muffin   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Well, take care of him, Jiggs. See that he rests on the seventh day.   (Seven Days in May)

Pam!   (Normal Life)

A building gets torched all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything families, friends, feelings.But now I know when two people are really meant to be together nothing can keep them apart.   (Crow, The)

Atlantic Express.   (Avalanche Express)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

That makes as much sense as a cockflavoured lollipop   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

i a'nt getting no haircut!!!!!   (Cry-Baby)

You don't know your skrink from your scrod, you stupid logger-blogger   (Party Monster)

Thou shall not kill, but hear this, FUCK THAT SHIT!   (Jarhead)

Kanaka, I dont mean to be scrappin your fins man but, you cant let a chick infiltrate our snag clan man, thats how it starts. next thing you know you'll be eatting frozen waffles and wearing a cardigan   (Psycho Beach Party)

Are you chewing gum?   (Sideways)

I like that lamp   (Big Business)

1) Chochem is over eight hundred years old, no one can argue with the wisdom of the ages. 2) I can.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

Just don't go cryin to your mama when I spank you in front of all of these people White. Oh yeah, don't go cryin to your dad when I wipe it up with your face.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)