I wanna be the first motherfucker to find a new lifeform....and fuck it.   (Clerks II)

I'm gunna die, at least let me die with the only friend I've got   (Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

Col. Childers: Stop this shit, before somebody gets hurt!   (Rules of Engagement)

Madam, I was torn between Mr. Wilberforce's efforts to abolish slavery and your efforts to abolish boredom.   (Young Mr. Pitt, The)

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me. Cop:Let's start from the top. Fletcher: Here it goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding! Cop: Is that all? Fletcher: No...I have unpaid parking tickets.   (Liar Liar)

Dante: I love you Becky. Becky: I'm pregnant Dante.   (Clerks II)

The claw's coming at you. You're scared of the claw   (Liar Liar)

You got a name, cop?   (48 Hrs.)

apologize for the cubs losing in 84   (Taking Care of Business)

D.I. Finch: You are no longer black, or brown, or yellow, or red! You are now green, you are light green, dark green do you understand me! All Marines: Sir Yes Sir! D.I. Finch: Swofford! Swofford: Sir Yes Sir!! D.I. Finch: Are you the maggot whose father served in Vietnam. Swofford: Sir Yes Sir!! D.I. Finch: Did he have the balls to die there. Swofford: Sir No Sir!! D.I. Finch: To fucking bad?Ä?are you balling me with those baby blues?! ARE YOU!!! Swofford: Sir No Sir!!! D.I. Finch: Oh so you don't think I look good in my uniform Swofford! Swofford: Sir the Drill Instructor looks fabulous in his uniform Sir. D.I. Finch: Oh so your gay then and you love me. Swofford: Sir I?Äôm not gay Sir. D.I. Finch: Do you have a girlfriend Swofford?! Swofford: Sir Yes Sir!! D.I. Finch: Guess again mother-fucker, Jodie?Äôs bangin' her right now, I want you to give me 25 for every time she gets fucked this month!!! DOWN ON YOUR FACE!!!   (Jarhead)

1/_ You're playin' with my mind! 2/_ I'm tryin' to play with your body!   (Bull Durham)

(1) Richard how;s school? (2)It sucks cooooock!!   (Rules of Attraction, The)

1)Where are we? 2)The corner of bum-fuck and you-gotta-perdy-mouth   (Without A Paddle)

Zinnia Wormwood: Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college? Ha, ha, ha ha... Harry Wormwood: College? I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Harry Wormwood: Yeah... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Or or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college too. Harry Wormwood: What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to? ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for? Matilda Wormwood: To read. Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you cant get from a television faster. ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: I'm smart you're dumb. I'm big; youre little. And there's nothing you can do about it. Agatha Trunchbull: I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me? Harry Wormwood: In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Harry Wormwood: Huh. Agatha Trunchbull: I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. Harry Wormwood: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh... Agatha Trunchbull: My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. Harry Wormwood: Terrific motto Agatha Trunchbull: You have brats yourself? Harr   (Matilda)

How do you say: I wish I were my brother?

--Slow down! --I can't. --Would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep!   (Detective School Dropouts)

let me go over the ground no touching the hair or face and thats it   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

murdoc im coming to get you   (Rambo: First Blood Part II)

yrtyttreyr   (Lizzie McGuire Movie, The)

All dressed up and noone to blow.   (Lethal Weapon)