Ow my foot! My only Foot!   (Great Mouse Detective, The)

Shut up! I'll kick your ass!   (That Thing You Do!)

Is this what we've become? Is the value of human life so cheap?   (Suspect)

he died last year when he touched her   (Crow, The)

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet. Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug? Bug:Like an ax? Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a nat. Wait a minuite.....bug....nat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I dont think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here is is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later! Bug:I better go Tia:He's all talk.   (Uncle Buck)

Is that kid on the escalator again??   (Mallrats)

Zero percent A.P.R. til March.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Don't try to play detective.   (Constant Gardener, The)

1,gimme 50 bucks 2,sorry? 1,letme make it simple for you numb nuts you give me 50 bucks or i take my pete roast here and f***ing mutilate your car. 2,do you know miranda? 1,never heard of the bitch 2(punch in face clean out!)   (Red Heat)

ROZ: Look at this, I married a teenager....at least you have the libido of a teenager. BERNIE: I gave her a little matinee today.   (Meet the Fockers)

Don't knock it, it's CHEEP. Like the budgie!   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right.   (MatchMaker, The)

fucking boyd that fuckin idiot   (Very Bad Things)

1/_Ohhh,those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for? 2/_Guess. 1/_Are you a Breck girl? 2/_No, Guess Jeans. 1/_Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?   (Brady Bunch Movie, The)

Eric-Jesus Christ stop me if you've heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel-ow he hands the inkeeper three nails and he asks Funboy- Don't you ever fucking die Eric-can you put me up for the night   (Crow, The)

And every morning, she went off to work, at minimum wage, to make fudge for rich people.   (Bowling for Columbine)

Let thz world change you and then you can change the world   (Motorcycle Diaries, The)

Improvise, adapt, overcome.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

Matchmaker-To please your future in-laws you must show a sense of dignity.   (Mulan)

1/_What is that? 2/_Mother-fuckin' crack, man! 1/_That's right.. jimmy-crack-corn, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... oh man, you federally fucked now!   (Training Day)