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She's so evil and she's only in high school.   (Jawbreaker)

Michael: Wicked Witch of the West, Wicked Witch of the East. Which one was bad? Heather: Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one. Michael: Then we should go east.   (Blair Witch Project, The)

Cindy: So can you tell me about... Aunt Shaneequa: The tape? Cindy: Yes. I watched it and... Aunt Shaneequa: The phone rang. Cindy: Right. Then this voice said... Aunt Shaneequa: That you would die in seven days. Cindy: Okay, that's getting... Aunt Shaneequa: Extremely annoying. Cindy: Yeah. Orpheus: Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.   (Scary Movie 3)

[Tagline] Nothing Personal... It's just father vs daughter in the fight of their lives   (Class Action)

Not a word...leaves room...hey guys, guess who's got High Anxiety?   (High Anxiety)

I beg your pardon... what do you mean I'm naked? (ARTOO BEEPS) My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness. How embarrassing!
  (Star Wars: Episode I)

The band makes it rock, but the roadies make it roll.   (Roadie)

That squirrel can waterski   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1/_Kathryn Brewster? Have you sustained injury? 2/_Drop dead, you asshole!! 1/_I am unable to comply.   (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)

Gina   (Bound)

Before I kill you there this something I need to tell you. I'm your fathers brothers nephews cusins formal room mate.   (Spaceballs)

I CAN COUSE ACCIDENTS TOO!   (Wizard of Oz, The
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two heads are better than one   (Ice Cream Man)

Valo: Let me guess: some sort of experiment? Falcone: Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about? Valo: The TV. It's sideways. Falcone: Why wouldn't it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I'm comfortable. Otherwise I'd have a taco neck, ya know? Valo: Did you take acid? Falcone: ...yea.   (Haggard: The Movie)

Fancy slipping upstairs for a slank, Moira?   (My Life So Far)

today for you tomorow for me   (Rent)

Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!   (Highlander)

He became so powerful...the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.   (Forrest Gump)

I said you should follow the rules. I'm the wild card.   (High Crimes)