I didn't know Knoxville could do backflips   (jackass 2)

You're never gonna get to fly a spaceship if you marry a stripper.   (Independence Day)

Your a real hooker, I'm gonna slap you in public.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Geeze, I'd love a Passiona!   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

Captain Piette: INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE-POWER! Arvel Crynyd: AAAAAAHHHHH! Imperial Officer: TOO LATE!   (Star Wars: Episode VI)

I don't trust women. In fact, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

--Why do I get the feeling everybody knows we're here 15 blocks out? --Because everybody knows we're here 15 blocks out.   (Miami Vice)

Kidnapping is a federal offense.   (Harper)

Neaver trust a patient!   (Caretakers, The)

hansel: excuse me bra. zoolander: your excused..... and another thing,hansel, im not your bra.   (Zoolander)

We have a date with destiny and it looks like she's serving the lobster!   (Mystery Men)

Why I don't know why anyone would want to be a navy diver.   (Men of Honor)

you're a dick   (Secret Window)

Dong has only been in our country a short time Fred, I think we could all help him to Assimilate.   (Sixteen Candles)

1. Hey, you want a cracked head, tough guy? 2. Why, are you gonna give it to him? 1. No, Daddy, I thought you wath gonna do it.   (50 First Dates)

It's nights like this I miss dating a Lesbian.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

No, I wasn't talking to you, I don't even know your name, it's what? Lan -o, Lan-o-lin? Like sheep's wool?   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

--You have a restraining order against your husband? --Ex-husband.   (Falling Down)

Karate is not to be used aggresivley, but if i have no choice.............   (No Retreat, No Surrender)