bailjumper

super, thanks for asking   (Dumb & Dumber)

Angels and demons can't cross over into our plane. So, instead we get what I call half-breeds. The influence peddlers. They can only whisper in our ears. A single word can give you courage, or turn your favorite pleasure into your worst nightmare. Those with the demon's touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit   (Constantine)

DAAAMMMN!   (Friday)

Don't worry, I'll respect your every privacy.   (Collector, The)

(in creole accent) Passion Fish   (Passion Fish)

With some intensive work, she'll be ready for the world's finest trailer park   (Miss Congeniality)

Time out! Time out! I got something in my eye, jagoff!   (Man Who Knew Too Little, The)

(M): Bond, what do you think you're doing? (007): Keeping the British end up, Sir.   (Spy Who Loved Me, The)

eddie murphy - leafy bug   (I Spy)

John John John what about my feelings? *Crys loudly while covering his face*   (John Tucker Must Die)

1. Where did I think I was gonna be when I bought that bike? 2. Well, every kid on the block wants one now. Every parent on the block hates you for it. 1. Well, thank you, Leo, that's the best news I've heard in years.   (Deep Impact)

This used to be a three-star hotel. Used to be a five-star country.   (Hit Me)

Maid Marian: I Remember It So Well.
Skipper: Do You Have Any Kids? My Mom Have Some Kids.   (Robin Hood)

1/_You see, there's a war going on here and they don't take prisoners 2/_What are you talking about? 1/_Between Sato and an old time boss called Suigi 2/_Who else knows about this? 1/_Counting you and me? 2/_Yeah... 1/_11 Million   (Black Rain)

You were a big man with the syndicate back in Chicago?   (Dirty Dozen, The)

Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?   (Major Payne)

1) Well, what do you know? You're well read, well dressed, snoozing away in a public street. Care to make a statement? 2) What the world needs is a return to sweetness and decency in the souls of its young men...   (Roman Holiday)

I told her you had the clap.   (Every Which Way But Loose)

(Seymour) I named her Audrey 2. (Audrey) Afta me? (Seymour) I hope you don't mind... (Audrey) SSQQQUUUEEEEEEEKKKK!   (Little Shop of Horrors)