Its so good to be back here at the Dexter Lane Club. Hit-tit!   (Animal House)

I'm a little to traumatized to eat a scone.   (Wedding Crashers)

Brian: But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain Andrew: ...and an athlete... Allison:...and a basket case... Claire: ...and a princess... Bender: ...and a criminal...   (Breakfast Club, The)

He became so powerful...the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

I think that's just elegant.   (Seven Year Itch, The)

To me marriage is just one big lie. In the morning I had to say, 'Don't be silly, honey. Your breath is fine. You smell like a rose.' Then l had to say, 'No, honey. I never noticed that 18-year-old girl... with the fantastic body and halter top that delivers our newspaper. She can't hold a candle to you...and the 30 pounds you've put on since we stopped having sex.' .... So when's the wedding day?   (Forces of Nature)

that is the LAST TIME you ever put a knife in me.   (Royal Tenenbaums, The)

--What will he find there? --His destiny.   (Planet of the Apes)

You make someone a bridesmaid and they shit all over you!   (Sixteen Candles)

1/ Sir, don't you think it's a little risky for R & R??? 2/ If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach!!   (Apocalypse Now)

(after Saphira & Eragon kill the group about to attack Murtagh) i guess we're even!   (Eragon)

1: See ya later, dick... 2: It's Nick. 1: Oh yea, yea... NICK...   (Cool as Ice)

In all 5 burrows, I'm known .. forget about it   (Donnie Brasco)

Are'nt you forgetting, I'm a Vampire. that has surtain Advantiges.I DON'T KILL PEOPLE. What do I have to do kill you?   (My Best Friend is a Vampire)

And after you get the prize money...pay me, because that's how it works.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.   (Best in Show)

--You're sure he's not trying to kill me? --Of course not, he knows you're an idiot. --Thank God.   (Without a Clue)

Ray and Art: It's a Femur! AAAHHHHHH! (the camera moves in and out on their faces)   (Burbs, The)

Hey 12 step! Jay!!!   (Clerks II)

I want a couple of hamburgers...and I'd like them raw.   (Stranger on the Third Floor)