Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane... the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe's been after the Duke boys since they started walking... of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff's last nerve   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

1. What is it? (staring at vehicle in garage)2. It's a minivan. 1. Ugh.   (Pacifier, The)

You just killed a transmigrating soul. I mean that could have been Beethoven, Boticelli...Jack Benny.   (Hello Again)

My boy, if silence is golden, you are bankrupt.   (Jade Mask, The)

look here i'm the leader on of this squad.   (Monster Squad, The)

Men and women and love and pain - that's what songs are all about.   (In Too Deep)

I'm gunna die, at least let me die with the only friend I've got   (Gunfight at the O.K. Corral)

This is the only thing that gives orders.   (Scarface)

a boom a rang rang   (Children of a Lesser God)

What if a customer walks in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Next thing I know he's trying to shove my dick in his mouth.   (Clerks II)

Oh yes, there will be blood   (Saw II)

the pearl is in the river   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

The system you got on this ship killed him, sir.   (Sand Pebbles, The)

1) Have you ever read a Superman comic? 2) Not in the last few hours.   (Grease 2)

Personally, I'd rather be in Lima.   (Caboblanco)

The old lady is crazy like a fox.   (Murder by Invitation)

Hazelrigg!! Just a minute. . . . . I want to tell you men one thing. I think you executed that man and I promise you this; If I ever find a single shred of evidence, I'll see every one of you on death row. . . . .   (Dark Night Of The Scarecrow)

Because everywhere I go I got these guys following me. It's like a spy movie. I feel like I'm Joseph Cotton in The Third Man.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

JACK: Dina! Wake up and make Greg a cappuccino! Shake a leg woman! GREG: Jesus Jack! You know I'm not that tired...really. JACK: Relax Greg. This cockpit's completely soundproofed. You should have seen the look on your face. GREG: Oh ok, ok..you got me, that was a good one. JACK: yes it was. yes. GREG: Funny... JACK: But you should never talk to a woman like that, you know that. Its disrespectful. GREG: Right. Of course...yeah.   (Meet the Fockers)

mmm this make sme feel so... dirty. I think I'll have a bath right here. *LickLickLick*   (Batman Returns)