--And I thought this man was a coward. --Coward, sir. From now on, every time I hear the name Plunkett, I'll stand to attention and salute.   (Fighting 69th, The)

Cindy: Oh wait, there's Buffy! Brenda: I don't know why you hang out with her, she's such a hoe...Last summer, my friend Shawn had a party Cindy: Shawn? Brenda: You know, Puff Daddy?...anyway, we was all drinkin that Crystile champagne and people was gettin freaky in the pool...and I look over and yo girl was gettin buckwild in the jacuzzi. Cindy: So? Brenda: With a back-up dancer! That's nasty, that's lower than security.. at least security can get you back stage! She don't love herself!!!....HEY BABY GIRL!   (Scary Movie)

Submitted by Stefanie French. BRICK: (Coughing) Look over here. Veronica I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. VERONICA: The what BRICK: The pants party, the party in my pants. VERONICA: Brick are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited. BRICK: That's it. VERONICA: Did Brian tell you to say that Brick? BRICK: Uh no yes. VERONICA: Ok, no I don't want to come to a party in your pants. BRICK: OK, Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants? IAN: No Brick. BRICK: All right lets go!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

good talk   (Go)

Henry: YOUR Mom? Are you crazy?! Your Mom's maggot food.   (Good Son, The)

Zinnia Wormwood: Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college? Ha, ha, ha ha... Harry Wormwood: College? I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Harry Wormwood: Yeah... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Or or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college too. Harry Wormwood: What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to? ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for? Matilda Wormwood: To read. Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you cant get from a television faster. ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: I'm smart you're dumb. I'm big; youre little. And there's nothing you can do about it. Agatha Trunchbull: I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me? Harry Wormwood: In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Harry Wormwood: Huh. Agatha Trunchbull: I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. Harry Wormwood: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh... Agatha Trunchbull: My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. Harry Wormwood: Terrific motto Agatha Trunchbull: You have brats yourself? Harr   (Matilda)

1) You're not going to be able to outrun that bear. 2) I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.   (Without A Paddle)

So you're the boss, the electrician, and the janitor? Must be a killer Christmas party. Don't get drunk now, one of you might need a ride home!   (Bruce Almighty)

send the heat up. Crazy Turk   (Beaches)

I don't need the class schedule. I come only to this school to be object of lust for poor nerds who cannot get American pussy.   (Not Another Teen Movie)

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!   (Bananas)

This is fun. It's like Where's Waldo?   (Other Sister, The)

1. I've got two words for you: keep it real. 2. That's THREE words.   (Ali G Indahouse)

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD   (Friends)

You know you are in the bible belt when there are more churches than Starbucks.   (Life of David Gale, The)

1:How much ammo is left!? 2:Three mags and my swinging cod!   (Serenity)

A) And I've never been to Istanbul... B) You've never been to Istanbul ? While the moonlight on the Bosphorus is irresistible... A) Oh James...   (From Russia with Love)

I will not go down in history as the first American president to lose a war   (Nixon)

I want to make love on a real train.   (Risky Business)

This is that good processed turkey   (Rainmaker, The)