Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap. Harry: Really? That happened? Perry: No. Idiot.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

You tit! I was so scared, I soiled my armor!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

The world's a birthday cake, The moon's a lemon taaaart   (Mighty Wind, A)

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yeah we ate her...alive   (Saving Silverman)

Ah lady, I'm only here to drill. So am I!   (Armageddon)

1.One toxocology rport showed traces of catamine, that is a high powered sedative. 2. Sedatives are used all the time doctor. 3. This ones used on horses. 4. Some of these guys are pretty big   (Armageddon)

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What wouldcha do without me?   (Caddy, The)

I know baby, I be fogettin'...you got to remind me.   (Friday)

I'm not a strett-rat. & i don't have fleas   (Aladdin)

Gordie: Shut up! Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.   (Stand by Me)

Captain, help me out? I'm dealing with two mental midgets.   (4 for Texas)

But it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.   (Casino)

Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!   (Highlander)

This is me in character, pissed off because you're losing so much money. Oddly my character's feelings mirror my own.   (Casino Royale)

vermin: we're gonna git japped here! WE'RE GONNA GET JAPPED!

afro orphan: lighten up mercy stop lookin' fo' troubo' now!

ajax: i'll give it to ya baby

luther: great, great, ckyeaaah.

cowboy: shit, i wish we was packd

mercy: you kin git another one!!!   (Warriors, The)

I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below. Well that would be a Corvette or a Hummer. A man yesterday tell me if I guy a car...I must buy one with a pussy magnet. He means a car that women will like. Yes, but where you keep this magnet? No, there is not magnet! That was just - He just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers. Do this have a pussy magnet? No. The vehicle itself will be the magnet. If I give you a good price... will you please put in pussy magnet?   (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

1/_Will you do me a favour and clean the god-damned hair off the soap when you're in the shower.... gross 2/_Yes, of course... gross   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Selena:It cracks me up when people ask me my diet and exercise secrets. Like, Selena how do you keep that trip figure every girl wants to know. Well I eat whole medium pizzas all by myself with lots of pepperoni thats important and I drink coke, scarf doritos and never exercise.   (Selena)