1/_Anything I can get you?... water, or a blanket? 2/_Goulash 1/_I don't know how to make goulash   (Ed Wood)

The men I see don't want a woman. They want me to be a thing.   (Half Moon Street)

We put an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?   (Mission Impossible 3)

These days if someone smokes they're either a psychopath or European.   (Thank You For Smoking)

1/_DeStephano, take the weapons!!! 2/_Begging your pardon sir, but fuck you!!!   (Alien: Resurrection)

1.OK. You know, I'm going to have to consult my spirit guides here, because you tell me that Trevor is withholding from you, but you won't tell me anything specific and you still want me to sit here and divine why. 2.'Divine why'? You always talk like that? 1.Yes. 2.You go to some big, fancy school? 1.Yes. 2.Think you can stop rubbing my nose in it?

Crestwood is a maggot pusswad!   (Pump Up the Volume)

1/ How come you haven't come to visit us more often? 2/ I didn't know you had such a beautiful mother 1/ If you think she's beautiful, you should see my slingshot   (Trouble with Harry, The)

It's summer, Sissy. Hot, hot summer.   (Sordid Lives)

1)Where are we? 2)The corner of bum-fuck and you-gotta-perdy-mouth   (Without A Paddle)

1.Pizza delivery for robbery homicide. 2.Robbery Homicid..? 1. well why is it that i dont see robbery homicide with a pizza delivery in the login sheet? 2. Well i'll tell you what, why dont you leave that pizza here with me? 1. I'll tell you what, last time i left a pizza here, it magically dissapeared.. you know its like leavin candy around me. It's not gonna be alright i'ma (makes chewing noise) chomp it up! See what i'm sayin? 2. Look, there's only two kinds of guys that can get through that door, guys wearin a handcuff, and guys wearing a badge, you dont have on either now do you? 1. Well i dont have a badge or a handcuff so.   (Blue Streak)

I want to be alone.   (Grand Hotel)

1)Bad news, kid, it was baby laxative. 2)What was? 1)The stuff we got last night. 2)Baby laxative? We can't snort baby laxative. 1)No shit...(whispers)We killed a guy for baby laxative. 2)What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?   (Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me)

1/We'll drawn him, gunna draw him into the shallows, gunna draw him in and drown him.... we're headed in, Brody 2/ Thank Christ!!   (Jaws)

just tell me is it safe?   (Marathon Man)

--But you might have been hurt. --It was nothing. It was only a young lion.   (Samson and Delilah)

Troi: Its tradition, Worf. You of all people should apriciate that. Worf: I will not do it! (Picard enters the bridge) Picard: Won't do what Mr. Worf? Worf: Captain, I find it highly inappropriate for a Starfleet Officer to appear...naked. Picard: Oh come now, a big, strapping fellow like yourself, what could you be afraid of?   (Star Trek Nemesis)

This is Shaka, do not underestimate her because she is a woman, she has NO maternal instincts!   (Nighthawks)

Dad: So this is it? George: I hope not pap.   (Blow)

Don't go build castles on quarter-acre lots.   (Reversible Errors)