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Brad, Um, god put that rock there for a purpose and I'm not so sure you should move it   (Goonies, The)

That's the way Indians bury their dead. They'd rather be close to the sun than have dirt thrown in their faces.   (Chino)

Every single bone in her crotch......Thats what im gonna break   (Dirty Mary Crazy Larry)

Hi my name is Jimmy Livingston. My mom says that when I was born, I came gift wrapped from heaven.   (Bubble Boy)

I'll bet ya five thousand dollars I'd remember what movie I saw!!!   (12 Angry Men)

That Face.   (Paris)

What would you call this place? Fun-o-rama?   (Haunting, The)

I merely posed a little academic accounting theory.   (Producers, The)

If you can do tobacco, you can do anything.   (Thank You For Smoking)

Thou shall not kill, but hear this, FUCK THAT SHIT!   (Jarhead)

Tyrone, when you go in reverse, things come from behind you!   (Snatch)

1/_Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary!? 2/_Yes sir! 1/_Then open that door!   (Arthur)

1)Have you ever driven through a red light? You know, on an empty road where you know it's safe and nobody's around. 2)I'm not sure... I might have. 1)Well, let's say your mother was in the car and you had to get her to a hospital. You'd do it then for sure wouldn't you? 2)Well... I gues I would... Yeah. 1)Now, let's say the whole country Was in that car. The entire United States of America. 2)In the car? 1)In the car. 2)I see what you mean.   (Dave)

We live not as we wish to, but as we can.   (Primrose Path, The)

1/_My dad broke his leg seven hundred feet from the summit of Mount Ranier. He was like you.... He wouldn't go back or let us stop.... We reached the top and he opened a bottle of champagne... Had my first drink with my dad at 14,400 feet. On the way down, he developed a blood clot in his leg that traveled to his lung. He suffered for four hours before dying twenty minutes from the base. 2/_You think that's the last thing your dad remembers? The pain? Or drinking champagne with his daughter fourteen thousand feet in the air?   (Alien vs. Predator)

Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her son to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle.   (Bruce Almighty)

1. Is being stupid, like being high all the time? 2. No. It's like constantly being right.   (MatchMaker, The)

You don't get to touch me ever!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Ever take it off any sweet jumps   (Easy Rider)

Lou worked it out that there are seven spiritual planes, and the love we had was somewhere near the top.   (Sweetie)