Marriage is always a last resort. A woman can have anything she wants- but she always thinks she needs a man.   (Trust)

squints:farther. ffaaarrrttthhheerrrr. just a lil bit farther.you got it!   (Sandlot, The)

Damn Stiffie, you've got some moves   (American Wedding)

we had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mesclin, 5 sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocane, a whole galaxy of multi colored uppers downersscreamers and laughers, also a quart of rum a quart of tequila, a case of beer a pint of raw ether and two dozen amybls   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

I believe that we live two lives. the one we live with, and the one we live after.   (Bridges of Madison County, The)

1/ Well I guess there's just one thing left to do... 2/ What's that? 1/ Win the whole... fuckin'... thing!   (Major League)

They paint the town with joy.   (On the Town)

Do the Conga.   (Strike Up the Band)

This is me in character, pissed off because you're losing so much money. Oddly my character's feelings mirror my own.   (Casino Royale)

Don't Let Your Anger Get The Best Of You, Son!   (Glory Road)

I've had measles once. Now I'm immune.   (June Bride)

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?   (Rent)

Paulina is going to England to study um, dance. And we're having a little going away party for her. We'd really like it if you came, really. She uh, gave me this, to give to you so...   (Shall We Dance?)

You never watched one of these on C-SPAN.   (Sum of All Fears, The)

Someday, someone will come and stop you.   (Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back)

i just sharted   (Pootie Tang)

[Tagline] Let the squashing begin!   (Eight Legged Freaks)

priest:repeat after me Steve:after me   (Night at the Roxbury, A)

Put it in, take it out. Put it in, take it out. I am the monarch of the sea. The ruler of the queen's navy. Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants. And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts. Good, good. You've got the rhythm. Now let's try it with a swiss cheese, and take it from the top.   (Blazing Saddles)

--You want a beer, Jump? --Do the damned need salvation?   (Mighty Quinn, The)