You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down   (Point Break)

Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. Has to land on somebody. It was my turn, that's all. I was in the path of the tornado.   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

SUCCULENT   (Beverly Hills Ninja)

Smell that cross mounted pussy down by the river! Whoa!   (Platoon)

DOG SHIT TACO! (zap) take this on for size, BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE! (zap) Hey guy, i know i was mean before, but i can change. o.k. NOT! FUCK SHIT COCK BITH BUTHOLE TITTY BONER BARBARA STRISAND! (ZAAAPP)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; .... Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!;...... Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; .... Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; ...... Punctual: All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late; .....Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear;..... Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away... Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?; ....Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;.... Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?.....Dirty: Say, your name wouldn't be - Dick, would it?   (Roxanne)

I'm against communism, capitalism, fascism, nazism. I'm against everything and everybody. I hate my fellow man and he hates me.   (That Uncertain Feeling)

Beginner's luck.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

No, no girl Larry, you a stinker.
  (Score, The)

1/_If you ask me, what a animal does in the wild is his own business, as long as he doesn't do it to man.... I think Mark Twain said that 2/_I think he didn't, but since you said it, I think we got it covered 1/_Everyone's a *comedian/sarcastic*   (Lake Placid)

(1) Where were you?! (2) I was... I was at a friend's. (1) You were with that man again. Mother, I am so disappointed. (2) I'm sorry, but he is your father.   (First Wives Club, The)

Santa will be here very soon for you.   (Evelyn)

Six months at home, and you mutated from a fun-loving free spirit into Nancy Reagan.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

Obi-wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious.   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

1) If you ever touch me again, I will kick your goddamn teeth out. Is *that* understood? 2) Not if I don't see you first, sonny   (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The)

In war, decisions almost always have to be taken on incomplete knowledge.   (Operation Crossbow)

Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

What do you think Jack, You think if they pick up all the driver's teeth, they're gunna give you another medal?   (Speed)

First off I'm initiating a program to try to find a decent job for every American who wants one.   (Dave)

You should thank me. The car was rolling and I stopped it. You should than me!   (Lolita 2000)