When you're flyin' by the seat of your pants, nothin' sounds more official than *Plan B*   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Not enough of this! This! This! It died!   (Serendipity)

I sense an omnipresence in this house.   (Demon Keeper)

You left me no choice, brother.   (Transformers)

I smell varmit poontang   (Caddyshack)

When you pretend.   (Artists and Models)

It's a nice briefcase.   (Derailed)

Here, my ice lollies melted. You must be the devil!.   (Bedazzled)

--Hi. What do you do for a living? --I invented dice.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

I want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below. Well that would be a Corvette or a Hummer. A man yesterday tell me if I guy a car...I must buy one with a pussy magnet. He means a car that women will like. Yes, but where you keep this magnet? No, there is not magnet! That was just - He just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers. Do this have a pussy magnet? No. The vehicle itself will be the magnet. If I give you a good price... will you please put in pussy magnet?   (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan)

[typed on a computer]______ Request Clarification on Science Inability to Neutralize Alien______ Unable to Clarify_______ Special Order 937 - Science Officer Eyes Only______ Emergency Command Overide______ Special Order 937 Nostromo rerouted to new co-ordinates. Investigate life form. Gather specimen. Priority One. Insure return of organism for analysis. All other considerations secondary. Crew expendable   (Alien)

For future reference, right handed men don't hold it with their left... just one of those things... ~ Dr. Lamar   (Gattaca)

Bite her ass man! Don't bite it hard enough to break the skin, now, but make sure to leave a mark so she can show all her friends the next day.   (I Spy)

Hope hopi hyada ho hya goya, please come to me. Send me my father here, set his spirit free!   (Secret Garden, The)

For this talk, I must take you to your town, ANY town....   (Night of the Ghouls)

Frankly, leprosy scares me... scares most people, I guess   (Big Jim McLain)

You are an egomaniacal windbag.   (Lean on Me)

Women! With 'em, without 'em, who could live?   (Wild Side, The)

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?   (Major Payne)

Killing a man don't prove you're a man.   (Bite the Bullet)