Now listen to me, you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Get your hand off my dick buddy!- Vida   (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)

It's in the computer.   (Zoolander)

From around here?   (Dumb & Dumber)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

Alice: I'm just a little girl Bird: Little? HAH! Little? HAHAHAHA Alice: Well I am...well I mean I was!   (Alice in Wonderland)

Door man: Invite only. Eddy: Invite Door man: Yeah you know. Pretty white pieces of paper. With your name on it. Eddy: I got hundred thousand pretty white pieces of paper here with the Queen's head on it!?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Gods... are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind. No, I don't want to be a *god*. I just want to bring fire to the people... and I want my cut.   (Superman Returns)

1. you wanna see a pretty girl? she's practically undressing me with her eyes   (Big Bounce, The)

Hoofer club.   (Tap)

Porky: We're he-man women haters, we can't deliver love notes! Alfalfa: Love note, no..this is gonna be a hate note. Porky and Buckwheat: Otay!   (Little Rascals, The)

YOU are a fucking buffalo!   (Hard Target)

1/ Fallon!! Fallon, what happened??!! 2/ Charlie's bomb *happened*... give the man his money   (Juggernaut)

How do you say: I wish I were my brother?

We're gonna need some guns.   (Going in Style)

I christen you liar, and your second name is swine.   (Blood and Sand)

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!   (Galaxy Quest)

So he's just gonna kill us.   (Dogma)

It boldly begins where the Senate crime committee left off.   (The Racket)