(singing) O Back to school, back to school, to proove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! O back to school, back to school, back...to...school. (Bus full of screaming kids speeds by)   (Billy Madison)

He puts thumbtacks on my stool.   (Incredibles, The)

1. You want your driver? 2. No, he's not my type.   (Caddyshack)

Keep your mind on business, Charley.   (They All Laughed)

lovely party.... pity i wasn't invited   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

I don't know what liquor tastes like, cuz I'm too young to drink it.   (Back to the Future Part II)

I'm the marsha fuckin brady of the uppereast side and sometimes i want to kill myself.   (Cruel Intentions)

#1:what did you say? #2: I didn't say anything #1: you didn't say stop the car, i'm begging you please stop the car?   (Pink Panther, The)

1) English, French or Italian? 2) Gosh, you speak all those languages? 1) Actually, if it were French or Italian, I'd be out.   (L.A. Story)

1. You couldn't c-catch me if I stole your ch-chair with you in it. 2(mockingly)My ch-chair with me in it? Well, let me ask you a question, why are you trying to k-k-kill me?   (Die Hard with a Vengeance)

Just keep swimming!   (Finding Nemo)

1.How does that look? 2.Perfect,you look like a perfect horses ass   (Hollywood Knights, The)

You're trespassing on private property.   (Falling Down)

WHy do you spell sex S-E-X? Because you can't spell uh-uh-uh-uh.   (Night Patrol)

im sorry i wanted for the rain its ok   (Cinderella Story, A)

#1- Give me my five dollars. If you get shot tonight, I'll disappear. Oh, I'll come back and bury you... and mumble something Christian over your grave. #2- Lightfoot, your kindness overwhelms me.   (Cahill: United States Marshal)

Officer Balls, and Officer Cock   (Assault On Precinct 13)

1. There's a snail in the desert? 2. Yea 'cuz the alien space ship dropped him off. 1. And he can talk? 2. Yea, because they gave him magical powers--Dude, you're focusing on the wrong part of the story!   (Joe Dirt)

I think my main interest in this affair is the chance it gives me to do battle with you again.   (Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon)

It's not easy being a cast-iron bitch. It takes discipline, years of training... A lot of people don't appreciate that... I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Bud, you're not alone. You remember that time, you were pretty drunk, you probably don't remember... the power went out at the old apartment, the one on Orange Street... and we were staring at that one little candle, and I said something really dumb like that candle is me, like every one of us is out there alone in the dark in this life... and you lit another candle and put it beside mine and said 'that's me'... and we stared at the two candles, and then we... well, if you remember any of it, I'm sure you remember the next part. Bud, there are two candles in the dark. I'm with you. I'll always be with you   (Abyss, The)