(chainsaw rumbling in background) Now the way I see it, half of everything in this house belong to her. So which half do you want, do you want this half or do you want this half???   (Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

Amanda:It tastes like..Blue cheese and dirt Nolan:And there's only one thing that tastes worst then blue cheese and dirt Together:Rum Raisin   (Simply Irresistible)

What's wrong with your ball?, so to speak.   (28 Days)

[Tagline] Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past.   (Once Were Warriors)

You don't sell big business. You excite them.   (Submerged)

These lawyers get $1,000 an hour, and I hate them   (Rainmaker, The)

Mulder: you kids live around here? kids: yea mulder: u see anyone diggin over there kids: we ain't suppose to talk about it scully: u ain't suppose ot talk about it who told u that? kids: nobody mulder: are u saying nobody built u that play ground..nobody bought u those new bikes. scully: i think u should tell us. kids: we don't even know u scully: well we are fbi agents kids: ur not fbi agents mulder: and how do u kno? kids: cause u all look like door to door salesmen Mulder: anybody wanna buy a badge? kids: they left and hour ago..heading that way   (X Files, The)

I just want you to know, I think you're a wonderful dog.   (Finding Neverland)

Patrick: [flying in naked] Hooray for Spongebob!   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.   (Knocked Up)

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Jack: (removes sailors hat) Annamaria! (she slaps him) Will: I suppose you didn't deserve that? Jack: That I deserved.. Annamaria: You stole my BOAT! (slaps him again) Jack: Borrowed! Borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back. Annamaria: (raises a threatening finger) But you didn't! Jack: Well, i'll get you another one! A better one! Will: That one! (gestures to the Dauntless) Jack: What one? (sees ship) Aye, That one. What say you? Crew: AYE!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O with springs.   (Some Like It Hot)

Detective lessons tomorrow.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Where are you gonna go, Bernie?   (Cooler, The)

Jerry Lee; Hope you brought a pine box boys. Nobody follows The Killer.   (Walk the Line)

Nothing that has meaning is easy.   (Weather Man, The)

Raph: Come on how many of you guys is it gonna take to beat me? (Ninjas appear) Good answer, Good answer...   (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Neil: Don't touch your face. Let it bleed.   (Heat)