juliet is the sun   (Romeo + Juliet)

--How did he get so fat? --Stock market, real estate, investments.   (Body Heat)

buddy your a young ewe, look at you playing in the feilds ganna be a big ram someday- you've got wool on your face- big disgrace, waving your fleece all over the place sing we will we will sheer you   (10th Kingdom, The
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(Song performed by junk food) If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half.   (Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters)

so i'm german eh? that's ok, you look like a fuckin' worm with braids   (8 Mile)

The prison hasn't been built that can hold me. I'll get out of this one if it means spending my entire life here.   (Take the Money and Run)

Very small rocks!!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

How about a special sir?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Rule Number ONE: I can't make anybody fall in love. Rule Number TWO:I can't kill anybody. and Rule Number THREE: I can't bring anybody back form the dead...it's not a pretty sight...I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!   (Aladdin)

Someday, someone will come and stop you.   (Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back)

Its so hot.... milk was a bad choice.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Vampire in subway: No fat people...they taste like cheetos.   (Blade: Trinity)

I think Im in love with you. dont say anything. its better not to say anything. Im so stupid look at me i hate myself.   (Crazy/Beautiful)

A women's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.   (Titanic)

It's payday, boys. Come and get it!   (Rooster Cogburn)

you think thats all i do, im just a ditz with a credit card   (Clueless)

Back in Chicago, we had a skunk and Mama named it Justin Mattice. She always used to yell at it, YOU STINK JUSTIN MATTICE! Until one day she just killed it.   (Hope Floats)

The White House now classifies the President's condition as a `slight circulatory problem of the head.'Although technically a stroke, spokesmen say the President's condition is farfrom serious and he ought to be up and around sometime soon.   (Dave)

AUNT FANNY WE WERE USING OUR ARMS...EWWW...   (Robots)

You're gonna give me a ticket? I'm gonna give you a ticket. You're gonna make me go back to Buckeye Road?I'm gonna make you go back to Buckeye Road, and you know what? You don't even have to thank me!   (Electra Glide in Blue)