That was some magic trick. You made their funding disappear!   (Dave)

Oh shut up, you potentate of righteousness!   (Dead Talk Back, The)

A regular Clarance Darrow.   (Meet the Fockers)

--He broke his leg in the crash and was laid up for six months. --What happened to the other four and a half years?   (Move Over, Darling)

I love this job.   (Jarhead)

I never get wounded.   (So Proudly We Hail!)

Bite her ass man! Don't bite it hard enough to break the skin, now, but make sure to leave a mark so she can show all her friends the next day.   (I Spy)

This is the father of all ironies.   (Master of the World)

Lux lost it over Kevin Haynes, the garbageman. She'd wake up at 5 in the morning and lay about on the front porch like it wasn't completely obvious! She wrote his name in marker in all her bras and underwear and mum found them and bleached out all the Kevins. Lux has been crying on her bed all day   (Virgin Suicides)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Mulder: you kids live around here? kids: yea mulder: u see anyone diggin over there kids: we ain't suppose to talk about it scully: u ain't suppose ot talk about it who told u that? kids: nobody mulder: are u saying nobody built u that play ground..nobody bought u those new bikes. scully: i think u should tell us. kids: we don't even know u scully: well we are fbi agents kids: ur not fbi agents mulder: and how do u kno? kids: cause u all look like door to door salesmen Mulder: anybody wanna buy a badge? kids: they left and hour ago..heading that way   (X Files, The)

GOD DAMN! You's a fat muthafucka. Look at you boy, you got lunch on the table and you still eating breakfast. Spread out, boy, look at ya! Man, if ass was nickels you'd be a goddamn millionare. You are a disgrace before God. You's a fat muthafucka. Oh, uh, good morning Mr. Gudge.   (Ladykillers, The)

What you pooped in the refrigerator? And...you ate the whole...wheel of ...cheese. Wow, how'd you do that? You know I'm not even mad. That's amazing!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.   (Godfather, The)

Boy, the bigger they are, the doppier they get!   (Gidget)

Mr.Manili:i can't belive this place. Blankman:you don't even place. Kevin:In The Joint. Mr.Manili:Sammy Shoot Em. Kevin: well come on Sammy you bad shoot me? Blankman: something tell you Kevin:Shut up Kevin:I got to pink a target on my Ass? Well Come On *Gunshot* Kevin:oh oh! oh! Oh my god He shot me blankman:kevin if you only you can bulletproof   (Blankman)

Latest sports news off the streets, boppers, The Baseball Furies dropped the ball, made an error... our friends are on second base and are trying to make it all the way home, but the inside word is that the odds are against them... stay tuned boppers, stay tuned   (Warriors, The)

1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!!   (Shrek)

Chris: Gee Darryl, what are you - a gear head AND a sex fiend?   (Adventures in Babysitting)

Two weeks! Two weeks!   (Total Recall)