And on the third day, God created the rifle, so that we could fight the dinosaurs... and the homosexuals. Amen.   (Mean Girls)

anna and suz are the best   (Cabin Fever)

Remember, Julia Hickson is priority number one. Nothing else matters. Find out where she is.   (Cell, The)

1/_Allow me to share something with the entire class.... Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled *Cells are Bad* and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory.... Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put A's atop those beauties.... sorry guys 2/_ That's ok 3/_ ok   (Evolution)

mr finch-are you trying to seduce me?   (American Pie)

check out her moms boob job their hard as rocks   (Mean Girls)

The choice was mine, and mine completely. I could have any prize that I desired. I could burn with the splendor of the brightest fire. Or else, or else I could choose time. Remember I was very young then. And a year was forever and a day. So what use could fifty, sixty, seventy be? I saw the lights, and I was on my way. And how I lived, how they shone. But how soon the lights were gone   (C.C. and Company)

Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap. Harry: Really? That happened? Perry: No. Idiot.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

I would rather have thirty seconds of 'wonderful' than a lifetime of 'nothing special.'   (Steel Magnolias)

They speak English in what?   (Pulp Fiction)

happy jack doesnt fill his lungs I dont say so   (Gangs of New York)

GOD DAMNIT A WHOLE GENERATION OF SLAVES IN WHITE COLLARS WORKING JOBS WE DONT LIKE SO WE CAN BUY SHIT WE DONT NEED.   (Fight Club)

Elias: Hey Randall, one ring to rule them all! Randall: And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her. Elias: I never wondered that.   (Clerks II)

would u like to have a sucle of my zippil   (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

Hundreds leave. Only one looks back.   (300)

F*ck the Crips, eh, they die!   (Colors)

Whats the big deal, its just a little kibble.   (Running With Scissors)

1/ Can you do any stunts? 2/ I got out of 'Nam in one piece - that's a hell of a stunt 1/ Ancient history 2/ Seems like yesterday to me   (Stunt Man, The)

Ron: well you're a girl arent you? Hermione: Well spotted!   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

That's a walk-in bank, man. A piece of cake.   (Getaway, The)