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Stutter's not getting any better is it, Ken?   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

2 weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz   (Legally Blonde)

Sports, how are they going to get that plane out of the stadium? Travel, where did he go? Was he on vacation? If so, where? Gossip, has he met somebody? Fashion, is that a new suit? Uh, health, has he gained weight? What's he been eating? Business, how is this gonna effect the stock market? Long-term? Short-term? Politics, does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff?   (Superman Returns)

To Have and Have Not.   (Two Guys from Milwaukee)

We're livin' in a world that's blowin' itself to hell as fast as everybody can arrange it. In a situation like that all a man can do is shut his eyes, let nothin' touch him.   (Thin Red Line, The)

Katie Johnson: Luke, do you remember all of those tight outfits you were always making me wear?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Where's the Fuck'n money Shithead? It's Down there somewhere let me get another look.   (Big Lebowski, The)

Are we having fun yet?   (Four Seasons, The)

Mike I just want to let you know that im pregant Well how do you know its mine I haven't been with anyone i know its yours Jesus!!! It was your idea your wanted it more than i did No take that back alright i take it back Look we got to do something about this we could get an abortion Yea i got that planned its 1.50$ at the free clinc It dosen't sound free to me I suppose you want me to pay for it half okay and a ride to the clinc 75 dollars and a ride okay thanks thankyou   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Oh i'm sorry about the bike,and the coffee and te bus, and the ....Bomb   (Jingle All the Way)

Daryl Van Horn   (Witches of Eastwick, The)

Hey Rocky, I just had this amazing image of what your brother and Millie would look like all hot and bothered in bed. Ew, thats gross dude!   (Mean Creek)

And then I stuck it in her dumper   (Iron Eagle II)

Matt: Don't be sad   (Grind)

Mikaela: So if it's some super advanced robot, why does it turn back into a piece of crap Camaro? Bumblebee: [pulls over, pushes Sam & Mikaela out, drives off] Sam: See? Now you've upset it. Bumblebee: [finds a new model Camaro, scans it, and transforms into it, driving back up to Sam & Mikaela] Sam: Whoa.   (Transformers)

--Excuse me, Captain. I know this may sound silly, but can you fly? --No, never had a lesson.   (Magnum Force)

#1- But how did he know about the treasure? #2- I don't know Delmar? the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers now clearly seeing into the future would fall neatly into that category its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision... #3- He said we wouldn't get it he said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our obstacles. #2- What does he know he's an ignorant old man!   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

I'm a disco guy.   (Miami Vice)

We got this medical plan that's really next...if you get run over by an armadillo.   (T. R. Baskin)

badges. We don't need no stinking badges   (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)