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1.How'd you get in here? 2.Well, the door was closed, so I opened it and came right in.

  (Bachelor and the Bobbysoxer, The)

He's with his lover.   (Just Friends)

Brothers don't shake hands   (Tommy Boy)

Geeze, I'd love a Passiona!   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

look Kenny, dead people usually don't take showers. .. and how many dead people do you kno?   (Sixth Man, The)

there are no points for second place   (Top Gun)

Y'all smoke this $h1t to escape reality?ME?I don't need this $h1t.I AM REALITY   (Platoon)

Wax on, Wax off   (Karate Kid, The)

hookers   (Wedding Singer, The)

Good people of England, lend me your ears (the crowd throws ears at Robin) That's disgusting...   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

Jade, I'm not an evil man.   (Rock, The)

life's too short to live the same day twice.   (Monster-in-Law)

Spartans, prepare for glory!   (300)

I'm out of it...You win.   (Winning)

--Slow down! --I can't. --Would you open your eyes and watch out for those sheep!   (Detective School Dropouts)

Do you believe in God? The question is, does God believe in me?   (Lolita)

--So what'd ya give up for Lent? --I gave up resolutions this year.   (Brothers McMullen, The)

Tell me what you really desire, and what you really fear?   (Bad Influence)

Yes, he is being a very large male reproductive organ   (Bewitched)

Listen, Max, I'm on to something big here. It's a monster. It's got to be my biggest score yet. Listen, it's a oil-lease deal with a structure that's foolproof.   (Boiling Point)