Mary: Old lady, huh? Steve: Let me explain Mary: You told me you're name was STEVE? Steve: My name is Steve, my last name is Edison, Fran calls me Eddie it's a nickname. Mary: I have a better nickname for you, how about common, cheating sleezy... Steve: I know what you're thinking Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machette and a pair of plyers. Steve: Okay. Now the day you had the accident... Mary: That was a special day. Steve: Yes it was, I was running late. Mary: How convenient. Steve: I was on my way to meet Fran and our wedding planner Mary: SURPRISE! Steve: ...which you turn out to be, what are the odds? Mary: Don't dance around the issue Steve: I'm not! Mary: You didn't show that day because you don't want to get married. I see it all the time Steve: You see what? Mary: Why'd you tell you're fiance you saved an old lady? Exactly! You think you want to get married, but you don't. You're just pitiful and confused looking around for some hot pepper whereever you can. Steve: Oh, you have no idea what you are talking about. Mary: Yeah? Steve: Yeah! Mary: Then why'd you go to the movies with me? Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said 'hey, you know what? a movie sounds good.' Plus I got an invitation. Mary: Why is Steve refering to himself in the 3rd person? Steve: What are you talking about? Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your scent? But I smell you! Steve: Yeah, I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. Mary: What? Steve: It's what you said to me right before you passed out. Mary: Ugh I did not. (....don't know this part...) Mary: Ugh, you are hideous. Steve: Yeah? Then why'd you ask me to dance? Mary: I didn't Steve: Yeah you did you said 'Steve do you want to dance?' Mary: I did not...and even if I did I'm not the one who's engaged. Steve: It was a dance. Whoopty doo. Didn't mean anything. Mary: Then why'd you almost   (Wedding Planner, The)

T: Lost, lost, lost. PB: Lost what? T: I've lost my marbles.   (Hook)

Alex: Sucker weighs a goddang ton.
Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
Alex: Rather weighty, this.   (Mummy Returns, The)

Well. which is he gonna do? Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

its a trip you know, when youre a kid, you, you see everyhting youve always wanted, and it never occurs to you, that its not gonna turn out that way   (Love & Basketball)

I'm an anti-fascist and to answer your question, no, that does not pay well.   (Watch on the Rhine)

I'll give you a hint...Milwaukee, Wisconsin.   (Fletch Lives)

I MET THIS GIRL WHEN I WAS 10 YRS OLD AND WHAT I LOVED ABOUT HER SHE HAD SO MUCH SOUL SHE WAS OL' SCKOOL AND I WAS JUST A SHORTY NEVER KNEW THROUGHOUT MY LIFE THAT SHE WILL BE THERE FOR ME   (Brown Sugar)

MENDACITY   (Long Hot Summer, The)

I'm not a bum. I'm homeless.   (Party Line)

1) Mrs Burbridge, would you come over here for a moment? Has it escaped your attention that these children have head-to-toe poison oak? 2) Well, no... Yes, but... 1) But what? My children are in need of medical assistance! And you can sit here and smugly lecture me on the importance of tests? Tests which label children's potential - a thing which cannot possibly be measured! Least of all by anal-compulsive Huns! And my husband may be a large child, but that's none of your business. And my children may be rotten, but they're mine! And I think that they're bright and sensitive. So I have no doubts whatsoever about their intelligence! I do, however, have serious doubts about yours!   (Overboard)

Jeremy: So were they made for speed or for comfort?   (Wedding Crashers)

PONYBOY: OWWWWWWW! JOHNNY: Sorry man. PONYBOY: Don't pull so hard. JOHNNY: Quit gabbin'. PONYBOY: Can I see now? JOHNNY: No we gotta bleach it first. PONYBOY: Well then bleach it quit cuttin'. JOHNNY: Pony, this oughta do it.{holds up mirror} PONYBOY:Yeah this really makes me look tuff. JOHNNY: Go ahead get your jollies. PONYBOY: My pleasure. JOHNNY: Yeah I know it is. Be nice. PONYBOY: It hurts don't it? JOHNNY: Yeah. I didn't cut that much off you. PONYBOY: Well this was your idea smartie!   (Outsiders, The)

Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies.   (Cry Wolf)

Frank Costello: You want some coke? There it is. Don't move till you're numb.   (Departed, The)

I find the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose   (Withnail and I)

Find the black crypt with no name or soon your fate will be the same.   (Haunted Mansion,The)

[Tagline]_The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise   (Lord of War)

#1- Hey ya'll don't want to admit it but black folks just as crazy as white folks. GROUP- WHOA! #1- Mike Tyson, he's like three crazy people. #2- Hold on hold on now he's half Cherokee or something don't put him in there with us.   (Barbershop 2: Back in Business)

Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity   (Snatch)