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You're not the only one who does research.   (Pelican Brief, The)

Heather: I'm not allowed to smoke, but Mike's allowed to fart as much as he wants? Josh: I gave Mike no fart allowance.   (Blair Witch Project, The)

1) Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! He really was innocent! 2) Frank, Kelner went to the chair two years ago. 1) Well, uh...   (Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The)

Satan says you need more color. ?Ä? Maggie Gyllenhaal/Cecil B. Demented/2000   (Cecil B. DeMented)

1/_Kid, next time I say, *let's go to a place like Bolivia*... let's GO to a place like Bolivia! 2/_NEXT time!   (Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid)

Crap magic.   (Crocodile Dundee II)

1)We are considered the Tiffany's of divorce attorneys. 2)Well, I wish it was Home Depot, so you could rip his heart out with a chainsaw   (Laws of Attraction)

Achilles: You gave me peace in a lifetime of war.   (Troy)

They respect one law - fear.   (Mutiny on the Bounty)

The world as it is presently constituted stinks.   (Blues in the Night)

Meatloaf...Mom...FUCK!   (Wedding Crashers)

there are no points for second place   (Top Gun)

Suppose the Macedo trench splits open under the ocean? A crack a thousand miles long, bringing superheated magma in contact with the ocean... Earthquakes, tidal waves, mass destruction on an apocalyptic scale!   (Crack in the World)

Aaron (Roy): Who the fuck are you? Marty: Who the fuck are you?   (Primal Fear)

[After Carrie comes to the door, everything she has been levitating crashes, while Tommy stands at the door] Tommy: Did your ceiling just collapse or something? Carrie:[frightened voice]Yes, yes my ceiling just collapsed, just now. Tommy: Can I see it? Carrie: No.   (Carrie)

Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail at our impatience and races like a gazelle when you can't catch your breath.   (Simon Birch)

1/ Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this, what rule did you shot him under??? 2/ Like this?? ... oh no sir, it was quite like this... no no sir, it wasn't quite so handsome...and as for rules... we didn't carry military manuals around with us... we were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us.... I'll tell you what rule we applied sir, we applied Rule Three-OH-Three .... we caught them and we shot them under Rule Three-OH-Three!!!!   (Breaker Morant)

We can locate almost anyone for anyone anywhere, and we are ideologically promiscuious. We love everybody, hate everybody.   (Munich)

You don't look like your average Latino Stick up Boys.   (Knockaround Guys)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Mr.Manili You Going Down.   (Blankman)