Hey Rocky, I just had this amazing image of what your brother and Millie would look like all hot and bothered in bed. Ew, thats gross dude!   (Mean Creek)

--You want strawberry pie or apple pie? --I want both!   (Radio)

I not only think that we will tamper with Mother Nature, I think Mother wants us to - Willard Gaylin   (Gattaca)

I love you. Believe me?   (Employee of the Month)

Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah, yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best.   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

Mrs. Harker, I've buried two wives, and many lovers, and I'm in no mood for either!   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

Jamal, YOU have the most...amazing....PENIS Jamal: Yes i do   (How High)

Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no honor, he is dead because he had no code, and God was watchin.   (Few Good Men, A)

What are you afraid of?   (Toy Story)

You know,I bet he wasn't dead in one of his dreams.   (I, Robot)

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?   (Return to Paradise)

B:Put you hand down!!! You're smiling. P:Yes B:Yes sir. P:Yes sir.B:Why are you smiling? P:I love football, footballs fun? B:Fun sir! P:Footballs Fun sir. B:You sure? P: I think so? B: Now you think? First you smile then you think? You think football is still fun?P: Yes! B:Sir P: Ye, uh, No. B:No sir P:Sir, uh uh it was fun.B:Not any more now is it? Is is? P:No no. B:Not it is not fun fun anymore now is it, isit? Not even a little bit? P:Uh Uh **Thinks about it** B:Make up your mind Now you thinking. Come on? P: No, No sir. B:Absolutly not? P:Zero fun Sir!!   (Remember the Titans)

We lack time, so forgive my brevity.   (No Good Deed)

Oh come now Prince Philip. Why so melancholy? A glorious future lies before you - you, the destined hero, of a charming fairy tale come true. Behold - King Stephan's castle. And in yonder top most tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate - why, 'tis the self-same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. In ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by, but a a hundred years to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part, and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! To wake his love with loves' first kiss! And prove that true love conquers all! AHAHAHAHAHA!   (Sleeping Beauty)

1) I'm not paying for your mistake! 2) I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 1) Why not? You've eaten everything else here, and you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 2) You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. 1)The entire civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! 2) In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke!   (Overboard)

--Where is the Eye of Horus? --Where is the Golden Scarab? --I asked you first!   (Tomb, The)

This movie sucked and Michael Moore is a fat bastard.   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

Computers rule the world today.   (Superman III)

Now, look, don't get involved in this, Mr. Caul. These tapes are dangerous. You heard them. You know what I mean. Someone may get hurt.   (Conversation, The)

things that involve soft cheese and plastic toys   (Johnny English)