airforceone

What did you do with the Fire Dragon?   (Fathom)

Ur mom is so stupid that she exercises wen she can just get lyposuction or something!   (White Chicks)

Like a glove   (Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
)

so here's the deal, we are in the garden, right? everything is GREAT, and there's this tree, ok, and the man says 'ooh, see that tree? you don't eat the fruit of that tree, that apple YOU do not eat.' so he goes inside, you know, names some animals, i don't know, maybe takes a dump. anyway, what does she do? what does SHE do?? she eats the apple! i can't believe what i'm seeing! he says 'don't eat it,' she eats it! unbelievable! i tell you man, since then, you know, men...women...i dont' know, it's all gone wrong   (Life Less Ordinary, A)

--Who were those men who tried to kill you? --Killers.   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.   (Blades of Glory)

im a girl im a women yeah and im cynder laypher can we go back to the prom please? im a female i swear rick oh are those what i think they are sorry were do you get off having tits their was this contest but i met you and your so wonderful shit! i can't belive this look rick i know your mad at me but your friendship means so much yeah and this is bullshit major bullshit!!! right terrence cause you been so honest up till now   (Just One of the Guys)

Conscience is but a word cowards use.   (Richard III)

Even a dog gets a warm piece of the sidewalk.   (Donnie Brasco)

Whats the big deal, its just a little kibble.   (Running With Scissors)

--Well, Indians don't fight in the dark. It's against their religion. --Did they seem all that religious to you?   (Billy Two Hats)

No wonder you're upset. She's lovely! And a darling
figure. Supple pouting breasts... firm thighs...
  (Airplane!)

Can't trust a thing nowadays.   (Getaway, The)

King Neptune: You will wear this crown one day. Mindy: I'm going to be bald. Neptune: Thinning.   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

See, the thing is, I care very much about aviation. It has been the great joy of my life. That?Äôs why I put my own money into these planes. And I?Äôve lost millions, senator. And I?Äôll go on losing millions. Its just what I do. Now, if I?Äôve lost a lot of the governments money during the war, I hope folks will put that into perspective. See more than 60 other airplanes ordered from such firms as Lockheed, Douglas, Northrop and Boeing never saw action either. IN all, more than $800 million was spent during the war on planes that never flew. Over 6 billion on other weapons that were never delivered. Yet, Hughes Aircraft, with her 56 million is the only firm under investigation here. Now I cannot help but think that has a little more to do with TWA than planes that did not fly.   (Aviator, The)

Donte blood? I'm actually here to collect blood. It's o.k., I'm a doctor. You're moving...see now I missed.
I'm a little cowgirl...dabbba dabba...kiss and make better.   (Where the Buffalo Roam)

There will be no tombs fohe unknown soldiers of Vietnam. We have gotten better at identifying our soldiers, but do we really know them?   (Gardens of Stone)

1/_You know something, stallion, it's too bad we gotta get old, huh? 2/_Ahh just keep swinging, Apollo   (Rocky III)

The cows know how to use the VCR by now.   (City Slickers)

Surprise and bluff are your major weapons.   (Cast a Giant Shadow)