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Lux lost it over Kevin Haynes, the garbageman. She'd wake up at 5 in the morning and lay about on the front porch like it wasn't completely obvious! She wrote his name in marker in all her bras and underwear and mum found them and bleached out all the Kevins. Lux has been crying on her bed all day   (Virgin Suicides)

Stop bending your elbow and start bending your knee!   (Say One for Me)

My mother had not had a hot meal FOR HERSELF in 15 years.   (Christmas Story, A)

Everybody has a plan unti they get hit.   (Annapolis)

You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... ...church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... ...and say you have no whistling bungholes... ...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, H??sker D??s and don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... ...or one single whistling kitty-chaser? No.   (Joe Dirt)

For money, some men will allow the innocent to hang.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

A real magician tried to invent something new that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.   (Prestige, The)

Drucker: We won't have to lose our Mozarts. We won't have to lose our Martin Luther Kings. We will have finally conquered death.   (6th Day, The)

Oatmeal - Yeah I guess we got some guns. Pick yourself out one, we beshooting some cans... or something. You got any money? Virgil - Has he got any money! Jesus Christ is the Pope a Cadillac!?   (Beyond the Law)

I know. It just hurts. That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.   (Sixteen Candles)

Don't pitch the bitch   (Boiler Room)

when was the last time we beat you up? well todays the 10th, 30th days have september, april june and november....its not a leap year..eee yesterday YOUR DUE!   (Little Rascals, The)

Follow me my Asian brother.   (Rush Hour 2)

Dex: No, it's beyond the Outer Rim. I'd say
about twelve parsecs outside the Rishi Maze, toward the
south. It should be easy to find, even for those droids in
your archive. These Kaminoans keep to themselves. They're
cloners. Damned good ones, too.
  (Star Wars: Episode II)

I see diaster. I see catastrophe. Worse, I see lawyers!   (Mighty Aphrodite)

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.   (Wedding Crashers)

--Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? --How'd you know my name is Mac? --I just guessed. --The why don't you guess your way to Redbud?   (Funny Farm)

rar in your face bitch   (Scary Movie 2)

1/_Kathryn Brewster? Have you sustained injury? 2/_Drop dead, you asshole!! 1/_I am unable to comply.   (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)

Oh Dear Brutus the fault is not in our stars, yet in ourselves.   (Good Night, and Good Luck.)