M: I give him double oh status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy. Is he deranged? And where the hell is he?   (Casino Royale)

Andy: There's something wrong with her underpants... Cal: Yea, they're not in my fucking mouth   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

glen: we could have a battle royale rory: ...what is that.   (Accepted)

Bane: Oh, God. Smith: Smith will suffice.   (Matrix Reloaded, The)

Some Rube Goldberg for catching monkeys.   (Hatari!)

1/_I could've broken every record in the book
2/_And then??
1/_And then, when I walk down the street, people will look at me and say *There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game*   (Natural, The)

Michael: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!   (Blair Witch Project, The)

1. I'm on duty. 2. On duty? Oh, that's right, you're a babysitter, so it's more like Do-do duty.   (Pacifier, The)

I'm allergic to fabric softner. I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.   (Wedding Date, The)

1/ Good morning, sir 2/Good morning 3/They're late this morning, sir 2/The bastards are up to something   (Battle of Britain)

Mulder: you kids live around here? kids: yea mulder: u see anyone diggin over there kids: we ain't suppose to talk about it scully: u ain't suppose ot talk about it who told u that? kids: nobody mulder: are u saying nobody built u that play ground..nobody bought u those new bikes. scully: i think u should tell us. kids: we don't even know u scully: well we are fbi agents kids: ur not fbi agents mulder: and how do u kno? kids: cause u all look like door to door salesmen Mulder: anybody wanna buy a badge? kids: they left and hour ago..heading that way   (X Files, The)

Quit eyeballing me, Flavius. I knew you when you was a two-bit hustler on Bull Street.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

To me marriage is just one big lie. In the morning I had to say, 'Don't be silly, honey. Your breath is fine. You smell like a rose.' Then l had to say, 'No, honey. I never noticed that 18-year-old girl... with the fantastic body and halter top that delivers our newspaper. She can't hold a candle to you...and the 30 pounds you've put on since we stopped having sex.' .... So when's the wedding day?   (Forces of Nature)

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Oh, the man without a country.   (Terminal, The)

MEDLOCK!! GUARDS!!!   (Secret Garden, The)

is that your trunk? yeah, you should try lugging that thing around New York   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

1/_What can you tell me about a 7 foot lunatic, hacking away with a broad-sword at 1 o'clock in the morning, New York City 1985? 2/_Not much.... 1/_What about a Japanese sword dated 1600 BC, the metal in the blade folded 200 times? 2/_I don't deal in exotic weapons, perhaps I can show you something in 18th century silverware?   (Highlander)

I got you figured for a natural born killer.   (In Cold Blood)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)