1/_How long's it been... 3 years?? 2/_Maybe five... 3/_Between three to five years   (Coupe de Ville)

Radioactive car! Run for your life!   (Living It Up)

1) See, I flattened an animal. Furry, all fours, could be anything, but here I am thinking *lycanthrope*. That's crazy, huh? Book me into the rubber motel, I'm officially all fucked up, right? 2) What if you're not? 1) Well, that would explain the human circumcized dick....and why you're running for you life from it.   (Ginger Snaps)

You look more like a cow than my late wife. Oh, no offense. I'm very fond of cows. Moooooo!   (Secret Ceremony)

That's because we don't understand it yet.   (Knight Moves)

[Tagline] One man against a cruel system   (Brubaker)

He pick her up for three hundred bucks and a carburetor for a 1952 Buick.   (Wild America)

1/_I've never seen you in this mood before. 2/_I guess that's because I've never been in this mood before.   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
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1) I know this isn't your responsibility but, uh would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department for me? It's on the second floor. 2) Just run this down? 1) Uh yes, but make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it A.S.A.P. 2) Got ya. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility but just mop the rest of this shit up, I'll be right back.   (Half Baked)

....I mean have you every heard of styling gel? Im sure hes heard of styling gel, hes a male model earth to brint that was a joke earth to meekus i knew that earth to brint im not sure you did because you were all like 'im sures hes heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke earth to meekus i knew it was a joke i just didnt get it right away   (Zoolander)

Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No, I said there are Ghosts downstairs, Author!   (13 Ghosts)

The nest egg is a very sacred thing.   (Lost in America)

I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here, it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go! Let it go!   (First Blood)

1) Why you got the weird look all over your face? 2) Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters. 2) Well snap out of it.   (Wedding Crashers)

Take my advice, get rid of that bloody gear and get yourself a good heavy gun.   (Where the Spies Are)

Rule Number ONE: I can't make anybody fall in love. Rule Number TWO:I can't kill anybody. and Rule Number THREE: I can't bring anybody back form the dead...it's not a pretty sight...I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!   (Aladdin)

The Shit Fairy paid me a visit and it is rolling down hill.   (Dark Blue)

There is nothing to fear...but the fear of fear itself.   (No One Can Hear You)

I just saw an impossibly large bird fall off that wall.

1/_Thinking about going back to college? 2/_I just quit   (Target)