adventuresofprisci

You're more than a cop. I'm more than a thief.   (No Good Deed)

And there could be no better place to learn than the Montana of my youth.   (River Runs Through It, A)

You say somebody's guilty, everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, nobody cares.   (Absence of Malice)

...Street rat, I don't buy that, if only they'd look closer. Would they see a poor boy? No siree, They'd find out theres so much more to me..   (Aladdin)

Guard1: You've seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails. Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn't crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails so couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? Guard2: (nods) No. Guard1: As I was saying, there isn't a real ship that can--HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

--What are you going to do? --I'm gonna rattle his cage.   (Evil That Men Do, The)

Would you just shut up?! You're rats with wings!   (Finding Nemo)

Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ass to mouth.   (Clerks II)

So it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, luck even, that brings us together. And as the poet said, the rest is history.   (Last Starfighter, The)

--Tell me what your favorite weapon is. --Brains.   (Cuba)

See the football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin the only one catching it, Clifford Franklin the only one coming down with it.   (Replacements, The)

I may kill half of you in training...but the half that lives will be soldiers, I promise you!   (Beau Geste)

My client can't read.   (No Mercy)

All Umbrella staff must wear their identity tagas at all times. All radiation badges will be collected at 5 pm this afternoon.   (Resident Evil)

Strange neck of the woods.   (Ship of Fools)

JIMMY: You were gone for ten seconds. What happened?
NICKY: I got hit by this big light, that was attached to a lot of metal.
DEVIL: That's a train son. Don't stand in front of that.   (Little Nicky)

What if a customer walks in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong? Next thing I know he's trying to shove my dick in his mouth.   (Clerks II)

How do you say: I wish I were my brother?

  (Sabrina)

Fifty-five is fast enough to kill you, but slow enough to make you think you're safe.   (Gumball Rally, The)

YOU!!! PREACHER!!! You lyin' murderin' son-of-a-bitch!!! You almost suckered me in! I started to believe in your promises!! That we had a chance! What chance!? You took from me the only thing I ever loved in the whole world! My Linda!! You killed her!... You killed her!... You killed her!... You killed her!... [crying]   (Poseidon Adventure, The)