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1- Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the
death of me?! 2- Don't say that Master. You're the closest thing I have to a father.   (Star Wars: Episode II)

Looks like two eggs in a hankey...   (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

Up yours, Nigger.   (Blazing Saddles)

A) I don't drink. I feel it affects your decision-making. B) You may be right - I can't decide.   (Arthur)

Watch yourself, he might bite again.   (Waking Ned Devine)

Y'all smoke this $h1t to escape reality?ME?I don't need this $h1t.I AM REALITY   (Platoon)

People don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.   (Nacho Libre)

I thought that Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the moment that I cut his throat.   (Capote)

W: Say, man, you got a joint? M: No, not on me, man. W: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.   (Dazed and Confused)

You must be getting old, Angell, trying to push second-rate paper like this.   (Brannigan)

--Now you take the oil business, my business. It's never any fun to drill straight down. I'm a slant-driller by instinct.
--Are you slant-drilling me?   (Drowning Pool, The)

1) So now I'm in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I'm an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do? 2) He starts monologuing. 1) He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how *feeble* I am compared to him, how *inevitable* my defeat is, how *the world* *will soon* *be his*, yadda yadda yadda. 2) Yammering. 1) Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!   (Incredibles, The)

Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts.   (Wedding Crashers)

Bob: (after seeing Carl flipping Todd to the ground) Yo, dawg!   (RV)

All right, listen up. You people are not dying on me in combat. You fucking, new guys will do everything to prove me wrong. You'll walk on trails, kick cans sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block. On guard at night you'll write letters, play with your organ and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Some hair head has her on her back right now and is telling her to fuck for peace. This is Han. Those of you who are foolish will think of him as...gook, slope, slant or dink. He is your enemy. He came over on the Chieu Hoi programme. And he will go back there after he fattens on C- rations. And he will be hunting your young asses in the Ashau Valley. Now forget about this Viet Cong shit. What you'll encounter out there is hard core NVA, north Vietnamese...motivated, highly trained and well equipped. If you meet Han or his cousins, you will give him respect. And refer to those little bastards as the Nathanial Victor. Meet him twice, and survive, you can call him Mr. Nathaniel Victor. People, I am tired of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes. Do you think this funny? Alphabet.   (Hamburger Hill)

Great Benefit went belly-up   (Rainmaker, The)

Gracie: I don't see why I couldn't be Tina! Sam: You don't see that?   (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)

I have established a right of way though the center of od middleton's park, slap across it, sir, whithin a hundered years....   (Hound of the Baskervilles, The)

I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

It's the duty of counsel to defend his client, not to convict her even in his own mind. I don't want you to tell me anything but what is needed to save your neck.   (Letter, The)