Valo: Let me guess: some sort of experiment? Falcone: Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about? Valo: The TV. It's sideways. Falcone: Why wouldn't it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I'm comfortable. Otherwise I'd have a taco neck, ya know? Valo: Did you take acid? Falcone: ...yea.   (Haggard: The Movie)

I only bet on sure things.   (Seven Days in May)

Hey Carmine let me ask you something. What's sets off your metal detectors first. The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?   (Die Hard 2)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

--Now you take the oil business, my business. It's never any fun to drill straight down. I'm a slant-driller by instinct.
--Are you slant-drilling me?   (Drowning Pool, The)

Do it to it Larz. It would be my pleasure Tony.   (Heavyweights)

so here's the deal, we are in the garden, right? everything is GREAT, and there's this tree, ok, and the man says 'ooh, see that tree? you don't eat the fruit of that tree, that apple YOU do not eat.' so he goes inside, you know, names some animals, i don't know, maybe takes a dump. anyway, what does she do? what does SHE do?? she eats the apple! i can't believe what i'm seeing! he says 'don't eat it,' she eats it! unbelievable! i tell you man, since then, you know, men...women...i dont' know, it's all gone wrong   (Life Less Ordinary, A)

Our house is probably too big, which is why my mum kept having babies, so we can keep it filled up.   (My Life So Far)

I prefer to remain Mrs. Clark Gable.   (Gable and Lombard)

RUCKUS? WHAT RUCKUS?   (Breakfast Club, The)

usually im opposed to the slaughter of animals, but in John Tucker`s case.. ill make an acception.   (John Tucker Must Die)

Dong has only been in our country a short time Fred, I think we could all help him to Assimilate.   (Sixteen Candles)

i stake you with silver yet you do not turn to ash   (Blade: Trinity)

1: You're bleeding man, you're hit. 2: I ain't got time to bleed. 1: Oh, got time to duck?   (Predator)

Well boys, we've got three engines out, we've got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio's gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower, why we'd need sleighbells on this thing...but we've got one thing on those Ruskies - at this height, why they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen! - Major T.J. King Kong   (Dr. Strangelove)

I am glad to see you are having a wonderful honeymoon.   (Hard Eight)

1) Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! He really was innocent! 2) Frank, Kelner went to the chair two years ago. 1) Well, uh...   (Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The)

There is nothing to fear...but the fear of fear itself.   (No One Can Hear You)

Have you ever heard of earl Scheib, homes?   (Colors)

BELONG, that is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches   (Ali G Indahouse)