absenceofmalice

Horn of Roland.   (Satan Met A Lady)

You're not listening Candice Marie   (Nuts In May)

What in the name of all that is holy???   (Shallow Hal)

My business is in order. My bags are packed.   (Bone Collector, The)

Kevin: You made me play second base. Gil: (Talking into the loud speaker) Son I'm sorry I did the best I could. (His son shoots the loud speaker his father is holding.) Nice shot son! It's important to be supportive. Come on let's sing one of the old tunes. When your slidding into home and your shorts are full of foam diarria.   (Parenthood)

Thats it, that's the place for us.   (Watership Down)

This script is an insult to a man's intelligence. Even mine!   (Never Give a Sucker an Even Break)

Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast!   (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

The crack is moving twice as fast as before.   (Crack in the World)

Saddam's comming and he's pissed!   (Three Kings)

Do ya like jazz Evan? (plays invisible trumpet and emphasizes on his middle finger)   (Bruce Almighty)

S: You're someone else. J: Don't you wanna ask who? S: Yes but...J: But? S: Joe, I'm afraid. J: Afraid to find out? Don't be. It doesn't matter what I am. You know who I am.   (Meet Joe Black)

(sad music playing) du du du du du... shit! (interupts music)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

what the hell is gracy law doin here?   (Big Trouble in Little China)

No one tells a lie after he's said he's going to tell one.   (Rash??mon)

I wish it could just be simple, like a retro-pop song I want you to want me. Boom. End of Story. We all live happily ever after. But its never really like that, is it?   (John Tucker Must Die)

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.   (Clueless)

You hit me in the face.   (James and the Giant Peach)

and here i am telling my secrets to the one person your not suppose tot ell your secrets to   (Almost Famous)

Thats why they call me Thumper!   (Bambi
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